Afternoon Delight

Have you ever seen singing Fleshlights? Now's your chance :). These are my two favorites, a WonderWave and a SpeedBump. Don't you agree the harmony is very good? Imagine what music they'd create on your dick!

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For the super-impatient: Check out the world famous porn star

Eva Angeline!

She'll tell you what this site is really about :).

And if you're here for Fleshlight videos, click here to go directly to the movies directory. And enjoy!

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Welcome!

Still using your hand? How boring... Are you ready for something BETTER? Something sweet, something so pleasurable you'll explode again and again, something you wish you knew about years ago.. Well, now you're about to discover what you've been missing, what you've been wanting all these years!

Impatient? I'll get straight to the point: You could, right now, be plowing a tight, wet, hot pussy. This pussy is always willing to fuck, never says no, and is always wet and ready. Can't be? Read on!

On this site I'm going to tell you about the Fleshlight Male Sex Toy, the ultimate male sex toy. You will discover the secret of what the Fleshlight really is, how incredibly enjoyable using it is, what a Fleshlight can do for you, and why you need  one.

OK, so what is the Fleshlight?

Very simply: The Fleshlight is THE most amazing pleasurable male sex toy available. Period.

Tell me, why should women have all the fun? Not only are they multi-orgasmic, but they also have an incredible variety of sex toys to choose from. Now, with Fleshlight, there finally is a sex toy that makes these pleasures available to you and me!

Some male sex toys on the market promise you the sky and heaven on earth, then fail to deliver. Either they're painful to use, or made from inferior materials, or perhaps they fall apart after a few uses, or they smell like the vulcanized rubber they're made of.

Fleshlight is different: It delivers! First of all, it simulates sexual intercourse with a hot, wet partner. In fact, some would say it is better than intercourse, but I won't go as far as that (nothing can replace making love and intimacy; for all other occassions there's Fleshlight!). Second, the materials are the highest quality, and they hold up over many years of use, with proper care. Third, Fleshlight is so pleasurable to use, you actually forget you're using a sex toy, and can easily get into the action, culminating in an incredibly powerful, toe curling, orgasm!

So go ahead, treat yourself!

And in case anyone ever bitches at you for having a sex toy (you're male, right?) you might point out the double standard that allows women to have drawers full of dildos, vibrators, strap-ons and various other doodahs, yet considers men that use sex toys as losers. BAH!

Like I said above, WHY should women have all the fun? treat yourself!

P.S. Choosing which Fleshlight you need is actually very simple. Just follow my simple choosing procedure:

Step 1: Choose Orifice, Step 2: Choose Sensation, Step 3: Choose Color

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Here's what you'll find on this site about the Fleshlight:

FAQ All your questions about Fleshlight answered in one place. a MUST READ!
Reviews Reviews of the Fleshlight, the inserts, how to use the Fleshlight, and the general experience. Read these and learn about all the possible variations.
Testimonials Read what people who bought the Fleshlight have to say about it. The good, the bad, and just the plain funny. Then form your own opinion!
Ten Reasons The Ten Reasons why you want a Fleshlight, now! Read them and see how many of these ten reasons apply to you.
Product Guide OK, so you're convinced you want one. But which one? There are many choices, and selecting the right products for you can be a daunting task. Here I give you a guided approach for determining what your best selection should look like.
Discussion Board ILF maintains a very active forum where you can read others' experiences, and post your own questions, suggestions and ideas. The discussion board is read by ILF and very often you'll get answers to your questions from Dan, the VP of ILF, himself!
ILF Contact Info Should you have any questions not answered here, use this contact information to get the answers you need.
External Links If you don't like what you see here, you might want to visit one of these sites belonging to my friends!

Fleshlight: How It Works

The Fleshlight is constructed of four parts:

In the reviews section, I review the various inserts available. All of them fit in the same case, so you'll need to purchase only one case to use any of the inserts.

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Legal Notice: This site is operated by me, FleshJoe, and is not associated in any way with ILF Inc., the manufacturer and distributer of the Fleshlight. All opinions expressed here are my own.

The Fleshlight is manufactured, distributed, and warranted by ILF Inc. and all inquiries should be directed to ILF Inc. The Flesh Files website makes no representations as to the suitability of this product for any use.