Fleshlight User Testimonials, Testimonials Of Real Fleshlight Users
Here are some real-life user reviews. Not written by me, all written
by other customers of ILF.
Everyone is different, that's why I chose customer reviews and
testimonials of a variety of ILF's products.
Wicked: Very Happy WonderWave User
I happily received my new Fleshlight this past Tuesday. Upon
arriving home I opened the package with great anticipation. The
package was non-descript, and the contents were as I expected. I noted
the quality of overall construction of the case, and was simply amazed
at the life like appearance, texture and feel of the insert.
I ordered the WonderWave Pink Lady.
I followed the enclosed instructions, washed the insert, placed the
insert in warm tap water, (about 10 minutes), shook off the excess
water, placed the insert into the case, and prepared to explore this
new sex toy.
I have a modest collection of different sexual aids, and I could see
where this Fleshlight would probably become my favorite.
I placed a favorite sexually erotic video in my VCR, watched it for a
few minutes, became very aroused, placed dab of lubricant on my erect
penis and in the orifice opening. I must admit that at this time I was
curious and albeit a little skeptical, but now was the time for my
first FLight
Needless to say I was very aroused, and with anticipation I eased my
erect penis into the warm inviting opening of my Pink Lady, as I
very much enjoyed the warmth and the tightness of the insert. My penis
was about 2 to 3 inches within the insert when I decided to withdraw a
bit and explore the sensations of the waves.
OMG,.....
The feeling was simply FANTASTIC, UNBELIVEVABLE,,....A
WonderWave it is !! The feeling of the waves stroking and
carressing the head of my penis, and the plucking of the waves upon my
swollen and engorged corona and glans was a sensation beyond
description (although I am trying). I inserted my swollen erect penis
deeper into the insert, and again withdrew it slowly, savouring the
sweet sensations of each and every wave as they stroked and plucked my
now very very sensitive glans. I continued with my FLight for
about 15 minutes, my breathing became deeper and heavier, I could feel
myself close to the brink of a very powerful orgasm, I tried to slow
down and again savour the wonderful WonderWave sensations, but
alas, I was past the point of no return.
My body quivered and shook with probably the most intense
orgasm and ejaculation that I have experienced in a very long time. My
Fleshlight orgasm experience was so powerful that I laughed out
loud, and then fell backwards exhausted. I savoured the next few
minutes in sheer ecstacy.
I finally recovered enough to proceed to clean, and perform my
maintenance on my wonderful new toy.
Since Tuesday I have FLown twice, and each time the sensations are
beyond belief, and the pleasures received from this unit are simply
fantastic.
I have noted that with an extended session, lets say 20 minutes or
more, my glans/penis head become so very sensitive that continued use
is almost on the painful side. (This is me and not to be construed as
a normal occurance to another). I have also found that a little extra
lubricant is benificial when using the WonderWave.
Now, please understand that, to me, nothing surpasses the experience
of an intimate sexual encounter with a woman. The sights, the feel,
the smells, the taste, the touches and carresses, the interaction,
verbal and physical between a man and a woman cannot be duplicated
with a sexual aid. BUT, for sexual enjoyment, sexual release, I am now
convinced that the Fleshlight is the closest thing to real sexual
intercourse.
I now am making plans to purchase the 3-for-2 deal. I have decided upon
the following: SpeedBump, SuperRibbed, and the UltraTight.
As I stated previously, the
WonderWave is a VERY, VERY intense insert, (at least it is to me),
so having a nice collection of other inserts is nothing short of a
plus factor in my opinion.
In summary:
The Fleshlight is a quality product, and with proper care will give
the user many years of pleasurable experiences. The end cap is a
little tricky, and for me, I had to adjust and re-adjust to obtain the
proper ammount of suction/pressure. I have found the Fleshlight to
be easy to clean and maintain. I would strongly recommend a
Fleshlight to any man, as we are blessed with a powerful sex drive,
the need to procreate, and the need to express our sexual nature. For
many years I have been somewhat jealous of women and all the sex toys
at their disposal, but now. the Fleshlight has brought equality to
men and their own personal sexual explorations.
Kudos to ILF inc.
nuff said
Wicked
Matty25: Extremely Satisfied!
I stumbled onto the Fleshlight page almost three weeks ago. After
careful research, I decided that the Fleshlight sounded too good to be
true, especially with the 342 deal. After
a week of waiting, all I can say is OMFG...
Perspective: I'm a happily married man whose wife is expecting again
soon. Lately, she has had zero interest in sex, much to my
consternation. While my arm and grip enjoy the exercise, I knew there
were better things for my pleasure out there. Little did I know they
were this good.
Ordering: Online ordering was simple and accurate. I do think that
they should fix the menu choices for the 342, but after reading all of
the posts on here, I just specified my choices in the comments
section, and my order arrived 100% accurate.
Shipping: Extremely discreet. I had it shipped right to my office with
no questions asked by anyone. The UPS tracking worked like a charm and
the package arrived right on time.
Inserts: I did a 342 with the following choices: SuperRibbed, WonderWave,
(vaginas) and an SpeedBump (butt). I don't
know if you can pick'em better than that.
First impressions: After much research, I chose hot water warming
along with some KY warming liquid. I've hit each insert today twice
since noon...I don't know how I have the energy to even write
this. The suction feature with the back cap is incredible. I'll see if
I can make it better with some teflon tape and an O ring tomorrow,
but even out of the box it's great.
I think it's time for lucky #7. That SuperRibbed is just too nice...
A very satisfied customer!
corner the Forums link. Then I dove in, and read for hours. I was very
impressed, and had a great time, and LMAO many times. I truly enjoyed
myself. I then talked myself into buying one. The hardest part in
buying a FL is the wait, there is nothing like the wait to get your
first FL. Ask anyone, or just read the forums. Everyone seems to have
about the same reaction to the wait. :)
So, should you buy a FL? Well, in my opinion it's a affordable well
made product that could last you a very long time and give you lots of
pleasure! and help your strength and stanmia, so the next time your
with her, it could be a much better experience for the both of
you. So, place your order for a FL today. You'll wish you had done it
sooner.
TakesForever: A Three-for-two Is A Nice Thing To Have!
I ordered the 342 deal with 2 cases,
should have just gotten a case for each :). I was expecting a bigger
box than I got. They don't waste any space in packing for
shipping. The box was about 6 inches wide and 10 1/2 inches tall. Not
very big. There was nothing on the box that would tell anyone that is
was a FL inside. Just said ILF inc. on the label. The box weighed a
few pounds. Nothing heavy. It could fit under your arm easily.
I got WonderWave Mocha Mouth, SpeedBump Pink Lady,
SuperRibbed Pink
Lady and 2 Gold Cases. Each Insert came in its own sealed clear
plastic bag that you have to cut or rip open to get inside. Each
insert was powdered before they were sealed in their bag. So, after
you rip open the bag, you have to just run the insert under some warm
water and just rub it to clean it off. This was very easy to do. The
powder comes right off with no problem. No scrubbing needed.
First Impression when picking up and feeling the SpeedBump Pink Lady
Insert. The insert has some weight to it. It's not a lightly, poorly
made item. It's very very soft. It's very floppy in your hand. It's
also thickly made. So, it feels kind of heavy duty. You can tell, by
the feel and quality of how it is made, that your FL could have a very
long life if taken care of properly. The head of the insert is thicker
and heavier then the rest, so it's not floppy. Has a very nice soft
feel to it. When you feel the skin of the head of the insert, it gives
some resistance when you press your fingers around the opening of the
insert. It feels like the resistance you would get with real skin. The
opening has a realistic impression of a pussy, with a clit and all. So,
that's very nice. The skin feels so good, and has no taste to it, that
I could tell. Does have a bit of a rubber like smell when you put your
nose close to it, but you can't smell it during use. You slide your
finger into the opening and you can feel is snugness of the insert
around your finger and not far in, you feel lots of soft round bumps,
that are floppy, and bend and give way to your finger easily. Feels
Awesome! Made me Rock Hard, just imagining, placing my dick inside,
feeling all those bumps for friction.
So, wash out the Case and the Insert before use. Don't use soap, or
and kind of Oil product. Just warm to hot water is fine. Shake the
water well off the case and insert. Then put the insert in the case,
tuck and pushin the fins so the head of the insert in flush to the
case. Some people heat up their inserts before use. Soak in hot water,
or carefully use a heating pad till it soaks up the heat to desired
temp. Then insert in case. Warning, a heating pad if to hot can,
sorta melt or deform your insert. Just be careful, and not forget
your heating up your toy. Always check the temp before you stick you
dick inside, you don't want to get burned there!
The case feels like it's pretty sturdy, could take a beating and keep
going. It's not flimsy. Very stiff and solid feel to it. It's big
though, probably 10+ inches tall with cap on, and 4 inches wide at the
top cap. I think if someone saw you carrying it, that it might strike
them as odd, I might have the feeling more though, since mine is Gold,
you don't see many gold flashlights, do you. The darker color one might
do a better job fooling someone at a distance. I would say, just try
and keep it out of sight, and you won't have to worry about it.
The case does what it's suppose to though. It holds the insert very
well. There are many ways you can use your FL because of how strong
the case is made. Clamp, tie, screw, and stuff your FL wherever you can,
and fuck it hands free to your hearts content. You can thrust as hard
as you like, and not have the case bite you, at least in my
experience. The head of the insert is big enough to act like a
cushion, to protect you during full penetration. So, thrust away, with
really no worry of getting bitten. The case has a end cap, in my
experience you should insert yourself with the cap loosened, otherwise
there is to much resistance, and makes it very hard to get your dick
in, but by braking the seal on the end cap you'll slip right in. After
that you can tighten the end cap, if you like. You'll have alot of
resistance when moving in and out. Would recommend alot of lube when
doing this, or you could force the head of the insert into the
case. Not a easy thing to do either. When turning the end cap, you get
different resistances, and a suction effect, like getting a blow
job. Very nice.
When I slipped my dick in for the first time, it really felt like I
just inserted it into a real pussy. It was nice and soft and snug. You
couldn't really ask for much more then this. I imagine heating the
insert would bring the feeling to a more real level. But I haven't
heated mine yet for a try. When I do, I'll update my review. The SuperTight
inserts really hugs your cock. It's very snug, but in no way would you
find it tight, as in uncomfortable. I'm give or take about 6 inches in
girth, matter how hard I am, and feels fine to me. Length shouldn't be
a issue unless your smaller then say 2 inches. If you have a bigger
then 10 inches cock though, you could just limit your thrust a bit, or
remove the end cap for full penetration. Since I'm using the SpeedBump you
can feel the added friction from the bumps inside, and the bumps start
very close to the entrance, so, you don't have to go far in to enjoy
the bumps.
When I use my FL, I find I only have to pump some lube in the opening
and down canal, then just place my hard dick in, and slowly pump it
back and forth until it's all lubed up and then I can stroke smoothly
and easily. I don't get any lube on me or the case. So, my hand
normally remain clean the whole time. So, you can type or answer the
phone, or get the door with no lube on your hands. Normally,
everything stays inside the insert and case, so, when you cum it's not
running out of the case and on to you and your chair or bed or where
ever you might be when you are enjoying yourself. Something you can't
say when your using your hand. I'm using ID Pleasure as my lube.
When using your FL the sensation is very different then using your
hand. When I have a orgasm it usually feels harder, feels very good,
and most the time you feel drained. Like you gave your all in that
one. When using my hand, even after a hard orgasm, I felt like doing
it again. With FL, I'm done. haha At least for a little
while. Probably because it's more a work out then just using your
hand. So, after awhile using your FL, you'll build up strength, and
stanmia and you'll have a much easier time when you are with your love
one. Which to me, is very important, and a nice added
benefit. Something your hand really can't do.
I did a lot of reading on adult toys. Most of them I found that had
reviews would say this product was pretty good, it did tear, after the
first use though, but still works. Or was worn out or to loose after a
really well made idea, and I've been wishing that they had something
like this, so you could train yourself, so you could be better when
you're with your partner. I stopped everything I had planned for that
night, and went to the Fleshlight site and looked around. I read the
whole site top to bottom. Then saw tucked away in the upper right
Cocoa: Happy Wife Testimonial
I recall the first time I had heard of the
Fleshlight; a
male friend had brought it up and said that every man should have one.
One day, I brought it up to my husband who looked at me as though I
was crazy. However, a few months later he bought one on a whim after
seeing the site.
Originally my thought was, Great, a toy that lets him get off without
bothering me -- perfect for those not so amorous days. My husband
ranted and raved about this thing after the first time he used it. My
thoughts then became Great, now he is more into sex with that damn
thing then me. I was very threatened.
That is until I used it the Fleshlight on him. Let me tell you, he
let me control everything, and it was such a rush to see the effect of
the Fleshlight on him when I was in control. Now, I ask if I can use
the Fleshlight on him just to see him have the most intense orgasms of
our ten-year marriage.
I would highly recommend this to all my married friends and to all my
single friends.
HandyDan: WonderWave and Regular Pink Lady
I got my Pink Lady and Wonder Wave Mouth the other
day and am very impressed. My wife thought they were a bit strange,
but the FLs will be a good way to get some relief when she's having
her period or when she's not around.
I started off with the original
Pink Lady and was impressed. I am of
very average size and the feel and tigtness was very close to what I
am used to. I moved on to the Wonder Wave Mouth
and was even more
impressed. The increased tightness and the ribs were fantastic. Along
with some added touching and stimulation from my wife, it was a great
experience. The realistic mouth shape was a feature that I didn't
figure would really add a whole lot to the experience, but it did; The
FL's mouth being penetrated looked pretty much like the real thing,
which was an unexpected bonus. I think my wife was jealous though.
I'm glad I bought the products, although it's hard to say knowing what
I know now if I would have bought both the Pink Lady *and* the
WonderWave or just the WonderWave. The Pink Lady is good, but the
WonderWave offers much more for me. One good reason to continue using
the Pink Lady is to help from getting addicted to the added
stimluation of the WonderWave.
Great products! Now I just have to figure out where to store them so
that they can air-dry and stay out of sight. I may make a plexiglass
drying rack that I saw in one of the forums somewhere.
Thundur: SuperTight Butt
Well, when I got the
SuperTight Butt, it was damn near too tight!
That IS the
real-deal. For anyone who does Anal, they know. I couldn't believe it,
this is really going to de-stress my wife! Now, I am not Ron Jeremy
either, you could probably call me 'Norm' if you wanted to, and this
thing grabs ahold like the first time you ever did it, and it even has
a realistic 'pushing out' effect when removing yourself. All the fun,
none of the mess, none of the pain. Excellent job Guys!!!!!!!!!
MarkRacer: SpeedBump
After having my regular pink lady for about a week, I decided to go
for the 342 plan. First pick in the series I decided on SpeedBump Pink Lady. I just got my 342 order in
just a couple of hours ago.
A few days later, I got my delivery. This is what happened today:
After having using the regular pink lady this morning, I decided what
the hell. I pulled out the SpeedBump Pink Lady and gave her a full
inspection-military style. I must say she passed with FLying COLORS!!!
Before having a go at her, I've been consuming large amounts of
Absolut (Vodka & juice) and feeling somewhat tipsy:) I started off by
preping my tool and my pink lady with Astroglide (70/30 mix). I pulled
out some nice T&A stuff and went to town. I rode Ms. SpeedBump Pink Lady
for almost 20 minutes before the ultimate explosion.
To sum it up folks, this is about as real as it gets next to go ole'
kitty I'm married to. The funny part about it, my wife has no clue why
I've been on cloud nine this week.
Granted, the FL does not replace the real deal, but it's the next best
thing. Look at it this way...you could go out and pick up something
and end up the next morning with something that a wire-brush could'nt
handle... Furthermore, an FL and case will only set you back 50+
bucks. Hell, a cheap hooker can't compare to the regular pink lady in
price, not to mention the SpeedBump version. Bottom line-money well spent.
Now, I must find time this weekend to review my WonderWave and
SuperRibbed Mocha Ladies-WOOHOO!!!
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